Halt, citizen. You are entering DeathStarMedia, the Empire’s premier restricted Imperial HoloNet network. The Dark Lord has foreseen your arrival, but Imperial Security Bureau protocol still demands your clearance credentials before entry.
This is a closed, non-commercial sector: Rebel propaganda, unauthorized spice trading, advertisements, and any attempt at unregulated commerce are strictly forbidden under penalty of force choke or immediate reassignment to Narkina 5. Verify your identity below.
For the Empire.